I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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