Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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