Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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