Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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