So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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