Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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