Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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