awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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