hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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