We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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