...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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