Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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