Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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