She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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