butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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