Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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