dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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