dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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