we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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