like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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