I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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