It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
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my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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