If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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I woke up under a house in Key West
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