Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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