This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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