I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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