Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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