Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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We are all done wearing pants today
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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