**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
