Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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