All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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