Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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