No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
