So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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