i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We need to get me chipped asap
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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