Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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