who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
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Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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