Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
what day is it and did you see me today?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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