OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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