Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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