Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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