they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
