I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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