Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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