lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
