I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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