I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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