this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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