How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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