is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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