I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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