Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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