She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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