He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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