carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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