Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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