What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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