I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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