she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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