Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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