hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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